Limited Re-Issue: Tour Tees & Vests (That Never Went On Tour)

Originally designed to be styled into dancer uniforms for a now-cancelled tour, this collection of vests and t-shirts has been salvaged and reimagined with a heavy dose of irony. What began as stagewear is now a capsule of sarcasm — re-dyed, re-printed, and re-purposed into one-off statements that wear the joke proudly on their sleeve (and chest).

Each piece is cut from deadstock fabrics, meaning no two are alike — unique textures, tones, and prints guaranteed. Handmade, custom dyed, and finished with either satirical slogans or flocked branding.  Because even if the message is absurd, the process isn’t.  All were dyed to look aged, like my nerves after the job, uneven, unpredictable and somehow still present.

Look closely and you’ll find traces of the original intent — faint internal logos I’ve tried (and mostly failed) to burn away. A ghost of the gig that never was.

Handmade. One of a kind. Not for a stage, but definitely a statement.

Buy one, wear the disappointment proudly — and help me recoup the cost of this beautifully doomed tour experiment. You’ll look great doing it.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

Rayon Jersey Tank with Black Flock vinyl print

One Of One

1/2 Chest: 17.5''

Length: 29''

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Machine Wash at 30 degrees

Do not iron directly onto transfer

Do not tumble dry

Do not dry clean